November 12, 2026. Jensen Huang — founder, CEO for 33 years, the man in the leather jacket — just resigned. Affairs admitted. Board in crisis. Stock down 13%. And he never, ever named a successor.

So the board picked YOU.

Your goal is NOT to max anything out. A CEO dies at both ends: the stock can crash or bubble, the board can fire you or cage you, Washington can hunt you or own you, the internet can forget you or meme you. Keep all 4 meters — Stock, Board, Washington, The Internet — in the green middle for 33 days. Touch 0 or 100 on any of them and you're done.

Each morning the CFO briefs you on the day's real work — supply, customers, product, finance, government, talent. Gossip cards are now the spice, not the meal.